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Over the centuries many well known men have been members
of our Noble Craft. For a few moments, please allow your imaginations to
run wild and consider what may take place at the Installation of The Celestial
Lodge, otherwise known as the Grand Lodge Above.
Even though it was late fall, there was a warm breeze
blowing and the sun was setting behind the Lodge Hall. Gathered in the
parking lot filled with their works were Bros Henry Ford, Ransom Olds,
Walter Chrysler, John Willys and Andre Citroen. The only vehicle missing
was Bro Hart Massey's tractor.
Greeting members in the entrance hall was Bro Cliff Arquette
of Charley Weaver fame and Bro Ed Wynn. In the boardroom, a group of senior
DeMolays were gathered including Bros Walter Disney, Chet Huntley, Wendell
Corey, Van Johnson, Robert Cummings, John Steinbeck, Fred McMurray and
John Cameron Swayze.
King Gillette, razor in hand, passed the lodge caretaker
who was having a minor problem with his vacuum cleaner, which was quickly
cleared up with the help of its inventor, Bro Frank Hoover, while at the
other end of the hallway Bros Emmett Kelly, Clyde Beatty and all seven
of the Ringling Bros were discussing the Shrine Circus.
Taking a quick look into the Banquet Hall, Bros John Molson,
Frederick Pabst and Joseph Schlitz were busy rolling in some kegs of beer
for Bros Sam Bronfman, late President of Seagrams Distillers, who was setting
up the bar for the Festive Board to follow the Ceremony. Bro Colonel Harland
Sanders was cooking up a storm in the kitchen and it was an easy guess
as to what the evening meal would consist of .
The orchestra members for the dance to follow the Banquet
were tuning. Members of this All-Star group included leader Paul Whiteman,
WC Hardy, Nat King Cole, Irving Berlin, George M Cohan, Cyril Stapleton,
Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong, Count Basie and Al Jolson. Tonight's performance
would be M.C.ed by Bros Arthur Godfrey and Danny Thomas.
Magical Bros Harry Houdini and Harry Blackstone were setting
up their props while Bros WC Fields, Oliver Hardy, Bud Abbott, Harpo Marx,
and Foster Brooks were fine tuning their comedy routines for tonight's
show which was being produced by Bros Cecil B DeMille, Flo Ziegfeld, Louis
B Mayer, Hall Wallis and DW Griffiths.
A number of sports celebrities were gathering together,
including Bros Abe Saperstein, creator of the Harlem Globetrotters, who
was explaining his version of the game to Bro James Naismith, the inventor
of the game. They were joined by baseballers Bros Charles Ebbetts, Ty Cobb,
Branch Rickey and Cy Young, the first pitcher to be inducted into the Baseball
Hall of Fame.
A little further along the hall was an array of masons
dressed in knee breeches, lace cuffs and powdered wigs, others in tuxedos,
including Bros Kit Carson, Davey Crockett and Buffalo Bill Cody, clad in
their familiar buckskins, Chiefs Crazy Bull, Tecumseh and Joseph Brant
in their native attire. Most colourful are the military uniforms of Lord
Nelson, Lord Cornwallis, Captain James Cook, the Duke of Wellington and
John Paul Jones.
I was gazing in awe at these members of Celestial Lodge,
when the Grand Master, MW Bro Harry Truman, appeared from the preparation
room accompanied by Bros John Jacob Astor, Luther Burbank, JC Penney, Adlai
Stevenson and Jennings Bryan.
Bro John Diefenbaker had just signed the Tyler's Register
with one of Bro John Shaeffer's pens. He was accompanied by Bros Robert
Borden and RB Bennett. fellow Canadian Prime Ministers, and by Bro Joe
Smallwood of Newfoundland.
At this time, the Tyler, Bro J Edgar Hoover, informed
the brethren that the meeting was about to come to order.
On entering the lodge room the brethren were greeted by
the Inner Guard, Bro Paul Revere. Seated already were polar explorers,
Robert F Scott of England and Bro Richard E Bird of the United States,
together with Matthew G Perky and Canada's Henry Larsen. Bro Charles Lindbergh
could be seen in deep conversation with Bros Hap Arnold, Gus Grissom, Eddie
Rickenbaker and Charles Kingsford-smith.
From the Junior Warden's station came a burst of laughter.
Bro Will Rogers had brought broad smiles to the faces of the Royal personages
gathered around him, including George 1, Frederick the Great, Gustav V
of Sweden and George VI. To the right of the Junior Warden's chair, architect
Sir Christopher Wren was joined by Statue of Liberty sculptor, Frederic
Bartholdi.
Bros Norman Vincent Peale and Peter Marshall, who would
assume the Chaplain's duties this evening, were in conversation with the
DuPonts, Peter and Victor, and the Rothschilds, James and Nathan.
Gathered around the Secretary's desk, Bro Rudyard Kipling
was discussing the evening's proceedings with Bro Robert Burns, who was
to give one of the Charges assisted by Bro Mark Twain. Also taking part
were Bros Conan Doyle, Walter Scott, Samuel Johnson, Alexander Pope and
Robert Service.
The Grand Organist, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, was discussing
last minute changes with Bros Gilbert and Sullivan.
Bros Clark Gable, Peter Sellers, Wallace Beery, Douglas
Fairbanks and Brian Donleavy were discussing boxing with champions Jack
Dempsey, Jack Johnson and Sugar Ray Robinson. Another small group, in the
persons of Bros John Wayne, Hoot Gibson and Tom Mix, were listening to
Bro William Thaddeus Phillips, also known as Butch Cassidy.
The founding members, Bros George Washington, Sir John
A MacDonald, Guiseppe Garibaldi, Benito Jaurez, John Hancock and Ben Franklin
were seated in the East. They have been joined by Sir Stamford Raffles,
founder of Singapore. The Generals, Omar Bradley, Jimmy Doolittle, George
C Marshall, John Pershing and Douglas McArthur, take their seats next to
Franklin Roosevelt and Winston Churchill. The Lodge Treasurer, Bro Henry
Knox was busy collecting dues from Bros Thomas E Dewey and William McKinley.
The Master, MW Bro HRH The Duke of Connaught, has rapped the gavel to call
the Lodge to order and it is now time for us to depart. With one last took
at this brilliant assembly, one wonders what the public's perception of
Freemasonry might be if they were able to visit such a lodge.
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